It’s always lovely to be home but I did have a smashing time in Australia. Thanks to all of you in Adelaide, Brisbane and Melbourne who came in from the lovely weather to watch me harp on about myself on a stage. Australia makes great audiences. Fact. Lively, down to …
So I’m going back on tour from Sept 2013. Remember that. 2013. Next year. Last time we did this, 17 people turned up a year too early for one of the shows. That’s why I’m labouring the point a little, sorry.
Some of you will notice that I’m not …
Welcome, one and all to my shiny new website. Thanks to Dave and Mark for doing such a brilliant job. And to you for having a gander. Take your shoes off if you don’t mind and use the coasters provided. And if you do need a poo, I’d rather you …